Well, I guess this is it for 2008 and for this journal for now. I'm still a SMRT nutjob, still majoring in English and minoring in art, and I draw and write still.
Fare thee well, folks. The last stretch of college is gonna kick my ass.
Ah, it's good to be back!
THe fist fews days back have been smooth. I'm really glad everything I had been stressed out over is over...for now at least. For not, I need to enjoy the last year of school.
Eventually, I'll put up a picture or a fanfic soon....
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accomplished
The Honeymoon Is Over
“Oh Clayton! My poor Clayton!”
The news that his husband had been raped cut through Akihito’s heart. It made him furious. It made him helpless. Mostly, it made him die on the inside.
"As you can see...he's very fragile at the moment." Princess Plant sighed.
"Christ it was horrible, Aki...he beat me up when I wouldn't talk. He threw me to the ground, ripped off my clothes and fucked me until I lost consciousness."
Akihito held his husband sobbing along with him.
“Can he go home yet?”
"Are you sure you want to go back to Shuggazoom? They know where your lab is!”
“Not to worry. The giant Venus fly traps should be up by now.”
"Alright, he's cleared to leave, but he's gonna be on a lot of medication for awhile." Princes Plant offered before teleporting the family back to Akihito's lab.
The place was still a mess as he sat Clayton down on the couch. “Can I get you something darling?”
"N-no...I...I...just need to be alone for bit, babe. Go on, monkey team, go with daddy and help him out."
"Mommy..." Otto began, "Please don't be sad. We love you!"
“I love you guys, too.”
“Come team... let’s try to clean up a bit more...”
"Okay, Daddy!" Otto chirped, giving Clayton a peck on the cheek before scampering off to help The Alchemist and his (Otto's) siblings.
Akihito smiled hopefully and went off to clean up the house and his laboratory with the monkeys.
A month went by, and Clayton was just depressed. The whole situation somehow managed to blow over, and Shuggazoom forgot its crazed homophobia. They file charges against the organization and sent the interrogation organization into bankruptcy and prison. Through it all, they never received a formal apology or a name for the person responsible for the crazed hysteria for all their effort. It seemed the more Clayton pulled himself into protecting the city, the less he wanted to have anything to do with it. Tobias recovered from the heart attack, but Clayton distanced himself from Tobias, and his friends, family and husband in the process. The incident had made him a completely different man.
Akihito strapped the cubs into his truck so they could go shopping for food. He called Clayton’s cell phone.
*Beep* Hey, it's me. I'm doing something important so go away. Just kidding! You know what to do after the--*Beep*
“Clayton. It’s me. I’m going shopping for food and I wanted to know if you wanted to come... I love you, honey. Call me back.”
Clayton was swarmed in another pointless meeting with CEOs. He was on lunch break when he felt his phone vibrate. Another message from Aki-chan, He thought. He dialed the number and waited for Akihito to answer. He really wasn't in a good mood right now.
Akihito answered his phone, “Hello, Akihito Neili here.”
"Aki..." Clayton began, longing to hear the loving, deep voice on the other end. He got his anger back. "Al, if you're going to call my cell phone at work, it has to be a little more important than going shopping. I'm at work." He started rather coldly.
“I’m sorry dear. I just thought you would like to take a break from that stuffy work and come and have a little fun.. We are going to the new mall and I believe they have those smoothies you like so much.”
Now the younger man was pissed beyond human understanding. He gripped the phone as he said, "I'm working, Al. Maybe some other freaking time, okay?"
Geez... I was just asking Clayton. You need not have that tone with me. Another time, then.” With that, Akihito hung up the phone.
Clayton crushed the phone and rubbed his aching temples. He stayed pissed the whole day.
Akihito’s day was pretty alright. He had gotten the children into the shopping cart and walked around getting groceries despite some people staring at them. “Ok, what type of cereal do we want this week?”
Six little hands pointed to Frosted Sugar Bombs.
“All right we will get a box of those. Anything for my little angels.” He got a couple of boxes before he went to the produce to get veggies. Antauri was happy as a clam, doing a little dance.
“Alright, Tauri. Calm down now while I get the veggies for my little vegan.”
Akihito stopped the cart and began to get cucumbers when a young man bumped into him. “Why, hello there young man. are you alright?”
"I'm...I'm alright" The blonde young man replied before taking a look at Akihito. He was blushing. "Um, wow....please don't take it the wrong way....but you're really cute."
Mandarin hissed, "Great, another idiot for father's attention."
“Mandarin! Why thank you young man. It’s a very nice complement. May I ask where your parents are?
"I'm 22, sir. I'm Sean Kuwabara. I just came to see my folks for the summer. I attend Harvard on planet Earth." The hot blonde man said.
Harvard, huh? I went to Harvard briefly in my younger days... maybe I should go back as a professor some day,” Akihito reached over and got some tomatoes, “Anything else, Antauri?
"Well...I'm studying to become a researcher and I love animals. If you and your children aren't busy, I'd like to treat your family out to a dinner sometime." Sean asked, batting his eyes in a way that made even Mandarin blush.
“Well I suppose dinner would be alright since we don’t have anything to do this evening. Is that alright, children?”
The monkeys were under Sean's spell and nodded, having a dreamy look in their eyes. Sean just smiled and handed Akihito his number.
“Wonderful!” Akihito smiled and went back to shopping finishing up before going back out to the truck and fastening the children in and putting the food away in the bed of the truck. As they drove, he called Clayton getting his message again.
“Clayton. I’m going out to eat tonight with a friend so don’t wait up for me. Love you bye.
Akihito was unaware that Clayton destroyed his phone after the afternoon spat.
The young man, who was barely talking to Tobias back at the mansion, was getting ready for another playboy date. This time, it was with Amy, the busty redhead. They were at the restaurant where Sean was treating Akihito and the monkeys.
He smiled as he got the monkey's all cleaned and dolled up in little outfits out of the truck and waited for Sean*Sean was bloody hot, dressed to kill in a white sweater and slacks. "Hey there, Akihito. Hiya, kids. I brought you dad a gift." Sean smiled, handing Akihito his favorite flowers.
“Oh, flowers! Thank you my friend!”
The monkeys cooed and wagged their tails. Sean winked at them and they all squeed like fangirls. Yes, even, Mandarin.
"I think they like me." Sean giggled.
Well you’re hard to dislike.. Shall we go in?
Sean held out his hand, "Of course, monsieur Neili and cubs."
smiles and goes in and settles the cubs down in their seats before sitting down.
“Sean, you said you go to Harvard. Is there anything you plan on doing after school?”
"I want to be a researcher, sir. I want to learn about civilizations!" Seam beamed as they ate.
Sean entertained the Alchemist and the monkeys with stories about his youth. They didn't notice the brunette and the skanky redhead in the corner, sucking each other’s face in a private booth.
"Oye vey...do you hear that?" Sean asked in the middle of their meal.
“Hear what?” Akihito was in the middle of eating his vegan burger.
"Bloody rich blokes..I saw a hot brunette in here with some busty redhead girl...she kept calling him 'Clay-cakes' earlier before they disappeared in that private booth over there." Sean huffed, annoyed.
The Alchemist’s eyes got wide as he stood up, walked over to the private booth and tap his foot. “CLAYTON NEILI! WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!”
The whole restaurant was shocked. There in the booth was Clayton. His face was covered with ruby-red lip gloss and a busty woman with her arms wrapped around him. Clayton knew he was fucked.
Akihito had tears in his eyes before he turned and got all of the children and put them back into the truck before coming back in.
“Clayton! You’re a married man, you son-of-a-bitch! You’re married to me!”
Sean was inwardly laughing his ass off. Amy, who wasn't too bright, was pissed, "Excuse me, Mr. Gay Stalker, but Mr. Carrington's a single, straight man. Clayton, do you know this loser?"
Rubbing the lipstick off of him Clayton turned to Akihito with the saddest eyes. His voice was cold and uncaring. "I've never seen this man in my life, Amy."
"I know you haven't, baby. Let's get out of here."
Akihito was crushed by the comment and turned and fled getting into the truck and leaving with the children and went home and as soon as he put the kids to bed he lay on the couch and cried.
Clayton was back in his room, sobbing. The date ended after that horrid conversation. He took Amy home. Now he was scared of losing Akihito and the monkey cubs. "Why the fuck did I DO that?!" he sobbed over and over again. Meanwhile, Sean was trying to get into Akihito's lab.
"Akihito? It's me, Sean. May I come in?"
Akihito sniffled and wiped his face. He got up, opened the doors and allowed Sean in. “Sean...I’m sorry I left like that...”
"It's alright. I'm sorry I ruined your evening. I...I didn't know you were married to that asswipe in the booth." Sean sighed, hugging him.
“The evening was fine until I caught my own husband cheating on me.”
"I'm sorry...I...I know how you feel, Akihito. I caught my own mother cheating on my father. It hurts a lot."
He smiled and wiped his face again, “How you find me? Not many people know where I live.”
"It's a long story. C’mere, Akihito." Sean whispered, pulling Akihito close and made him star into his haunting eyes. "Aki, I only know you for a day...but I'm...I'm falling for you."
Akihito blushed a bit before pulling away and standing up. “That’s nice, Sean but I am a married man right now.”
"Akihito..." Sean pleaded, hugging him, "Please...please don't turn me away."
Akihito smiled and gave the younger man a hug. “Until I can get though the divorce, we can be only best friends but you will see me more often. I think they have a alchemy opening in your college that I am going to take advantage of.”
Sean kissed him passionately, leaving the Alchemist unable to pull him away. A horrified gasp caught their attention. There in the doorway was Clayton.
The Alchemist pulled away and he slapped Sean right across the face as hard as he could he didn’t even see Clayton yet. “Stop! I told you I’m married!”
"...Akihito..." Clayton called out, unable to be angry or hurt.
“Clayton!? You came back?”
"Of course I came back!"
"You have GOT to be fucking kidding me." Sean sighed,
"I'll deal with you later, asshole."
"Fucking blow me." Sean snorted.
Akihito ran over and wrapped his arms around Clayton. “Oh god.. Clayton... my darling.. I'm so sorry about the restaurant
"Aki, baby...I'm sorry, too. You have to believe me! Amy means NOTIHING to me!"
“I know... I’m sorry I got upset. let promise never to fight like that again for the new baby's sake
"Akihito...I want to explain why I said I didn't know you. I said it because I didn't want to get arrested and raped again."
"You should have stayed arrested too." Sean huffed.
"Oh, fuck you, Blondie."
“For the record, Captain Shuggazoom, I want your husband...and I always get what I want."
"What the fuck?! WHO ARE YOU?!"
Sean transformed into a sexy warlock with a body like Jin Kazama from the Tekken Games. "There's no point in hiding who I am anymore."
Akihito clung to Clayton.
"I was once an Earthling named Sean Kuwabara, Akihito. That much is true, but many know me as Anima, the superior of lust and vanity."
"I remember your ass." Clayton snarled. "You're in cahoots with the Vanity Gallery. I thought I locked you all away!"
"You forgot me, Captain." Anima snickered.
The Alchemist growled and snuggled into his mate. “Darling why don’t you take this garbage out and feed him to the Venus fly traps I gotta check on the kids
"There's no need. I didn't come here to harm the monkeys."
The monkeys poked their heads out and ran to Anima. Anima bent down and gently petted Mandarin. Mandarin purred in his touch.
“You’re a very sweet man but I am spoken for.”
"You don't understand, Akihito. I've been looking for you for a very long time. You and I were MEANT to find one another." Anima pleaded.
"Fuck off, pal. Aki's MINE."
“Clayton, the children are here! Monkey team, it is time for bed. You need your sleep and it’s time for the grownups to talk. Come along now.”
The monkeys clung to Anima. "We wanna stay!"
"Listen to your daddy, kids."
"Awwwwww." They whined, heading off to bed.
He patted each of their heads and gave them goodnight kisses before turning back to the man. “It’s getting late, Clayton. We should go to bed to... we gotta set a example for the children.”
Anima had disappeared, obviously up to no good. Clayton looked at his lover with shock.
"You're willing to share a bed with me after everything I've done to you?"
“Of course; for better and for worse, Clay-kun.”
"Aki....you mean the world to me. Now and forever. I mean that."
Akihito applied for a teaching position, becoming the associate dean of Science and teaching Advanced Chemistry and Physics at Shuggazoom Technical University. He got the job hands down. He gulped as he prepared for the first day of classes with the cubs in a playpen nearby in his new office.
"Daddy's gonna be a teacher!" Otto cooed.
"Are you gonna spank the students like you do us when they're bad?" Sprx asked.
Akihito laughed, “No Sprx. These are college students. They’re grow-ups that have to learn how to work and live outside of school.
The Alchemist smiled and patted his children’s head. “I'm quite nervous…I’ve never taught a classroom before.”
"You'll be fine, baby." Clayton purred, coming from behind him and giving him a kiss. "If not, you can always teach me a lesson."
Akihito laughed, “Hello Hun.” before kissing him back, “Maybe later, Clayton. I thought you had patrol, then a meeting?”
Clayton winked, "I already covered patrol. I took a break today from work. I gotta support my babies...all eight of them."
Akihito smiled and snuggled up to him, rubbing his three month stomach now. “Well. The first class of the semester is about to begin, but could you do me a tiny favor?”
"Anything, Aki-chan." The younger man purred.
“Would you be so kind as to bring us lunch?” Akihito asked.
"Sure, honey."
“I want something yummy, like a huge salad covered in chocolate syrup…”Akihito went on about his cravings, each more odd then the last.
Oh boy, Clayton sighed, the weirdness was just beginning for him...
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The Pariahs Come Home
The lovers and their monkey children were pretty happy-go-lucky on the flight all the way home. When they arrived on Shuggazoom, however, it somehow leaked out that two unknown men were married and many, many people came to protest the joyous union.
"...You have GOT to be fucking kidding me." Clayton sighed as he looked out the window, seeing the angry people with signs below them. He and the others were dressed in hooded clothing to hide their identities.
“Clayton, I’m frightened.” Akihito admitted, holding all the cubs in his arms and looked at Clayton with a frightened look.
“We have to leave the terminal eventually.” Clayton sighed, before hugging his family, “I’ll protect you guys, Akihito. I promise.”
Once they were outside, the ugliness began. People called them names and chanted about how gay marriage was wrong. They went on about how those sick men could bring CHIRLDREN in such debauchery. The hecklers had no idea who the two men were. They knew that these two men were their target.
"Hey fuck off!" Clayton shouted to a heckler that tried to reach for Akihito. "It's alright, Aki...I'll get us out of this...I think..."
"GET THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!" the ringleader shouted, charging at them.
Akihito quickly casted a repressive spell and the crowd was thrown backwards.
“Come on, Clayton. Let’s go home.” Akihito suggested.
"HE'S GOT POWERS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" They screamed running about. The street was filled with unreasonable hysteria as people ran, screamed and protested. The family tried to get into Clayton’s parked vehicle, but was horrified to discover many of the vehicles, including Clayton’s sport car, was in ruins.
"I can’t believe this shit. Those fuckers wrecked my car!”
“A small loss. What about flying us out?”
“I didn't bring my suit. If I fly us out, people will know I'm Captain Shuggazoom!"
“Great, just great. What about contacting Tobias?”
"My cell's dead. I can't reach him!"
“Dammit, I guess we are running then.”
"DADDY, HELP!" Otto screamed. The others were biting at people trying to get the monkeys away from the men.
"GET OFF MY BABY BROTHER, YOU ASSHOLE!" Mandarin screamed.
"I'm trying to save you from those freaks!" One heckler cried as he tried to get the monkey cubs.
Akihito casted another spell. The person was flung backwards into a wall. He picked up the cubs, putting Antauri, Nova and Gibson in Clayton’s arms and keeping the others and his arms.
"GET THEM! THEY'RE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN!" The scorned heckler cried.
“These are MY children thank you very much!”
"I don't think they care, Akihito!"
Suddenly, a car pulled up. It was Tobias and Arianna. "Get your asses in the car, NOW!"
They got in and drove off. They managed to lose the crowd and headed towards the mansion. When they got out, Tobias was pissed and Snow Tigress was trying to calm him down.
"MARRIAGE?! Have you lost your fucking MIND, Akihito?!"
"Toby, calm down."
"NO!"
"Tobias, lay off. It was MY idea." Clayton said.
Akihito was still trying to calm down Otto by rubbing his back and softly talking to him. “It’s ok, Otto-kun. Shhh, it’s ok, Sweetie. Mandarin, you did the right thing protecting your brother. I’m very proud of you.”
"Daddy, why were those people trying to take us away from you and mommy?" Nova sobbed. Akihito picked up Nova and tried to sooth her.
"Clayton, you're a playboy. You're rich. AND, you're CAPTAIN-FUCKING-SHUGGAZOOM. MARRIAGE, even gay marriage is out of the question. If people realize who you are--"
"Who the fuck died and made you my father!?"
Akihito turned to Snow Tigress, “Is it possible to get a ride home? The children are much shaken and all this stress isn’t good for the baby that’s coming.” Akihito mentally cursed himself for mentioning his pregnancy.
"You're PREGNANT?!" Arianna gasped.
"You're just giving those assholes a bigger reason to hate you!" Tobias huffed, "We were fine, until you showed up and fell in love with Clayton! Now all this shit's happened."
"Fuck you, Tobias!"
"I CARE about you! YOU THINK THIS BASTARD CARES ABOUT YOU?!"
Clayton nailed Tobias with a punch to the face. He was not in the mood.
“CLAYTON!” Akihito gathered the children up in his arms and had a fearful look in his eyes. “Clayton please, I wish to go home.”
"Aki...Toby...I...I'm sorry..."
"You were defending your family. I understand that." Arianna offered, helping Tobias up.
"No...I'm not letting you throw his life away for you and your children. Clayton Carrington is like a son, and I will not let a bunch of closed-minded assholes strike him dead. You can go back to you lab, but Clayton stays." Tobias snarled.
“Ms Tigress, could you possibly take me and the children home?” Akihito asked.
"I'm going."
"And risk being chased out of this town?! You're staying here."
"But--"
"Don't fucking argue with me!"
"..Goddammit..."
“It’s alright, Clayton. Call me later ok once I get the children calmed down. They are pretty shaken up right now.”
"Okay...Arianna, will you take my family home?"
"Yeah...."
But trouble came after Arianna and Akihito. The Bible Belt shot up the car as they were driving and almost hit everyone inside of it. They made it to the lab, but the lab...was trashed.
“Oh no!” Akihito gasped as he walked around the tore up room setting the children down.
"Oh my fucking God. Check to see of anything's stolen, Aki. It looks like vandals...the assholes wrote all sorts of words on the wall...." Ari suggested.
Akihito checked around, seeing that not a lot was stolen before returning to the living room* this is horrible. All I wanted was a nice peaceful life with my children and the man I love. Now it’s turned into hell.”
"Oh fuck...Aki...I found the vandals...they've been killed in your lab." Arianna gasped.
he stepped into the room and shook his head. “My over sized Venus fly traps got them. Well, a part of them anyways.”
“….why do you have these things?”
“They are here for security reasons.”
"I can see that...well, while I try to figure out who the hell they were, go watch some TV." Snow Tigress suggested.
Akihito sighed and threw the rest of the bodies to the giant fly traps before going and started picking up in the living room. “Come on team . Lets clean up.”
*Later*
THIS JUST IN! MILLOINAIRE PLAYBOY CLAYTON CARRINGTON WAS ARRESTED TODAY ON SUSPICIONS OF BEING INVOLVED IN AN ILLEAGAL HOMOSEXUAL UNION TWO UNKNOWN MEN. MR. CARRINGTO REFUSED TO COMMENT ON THIS UNION AND WILL NOT NAME WHO THE TWO ARE.
“My poor Clay-kun!!!”
HIS BUTLER, TOBIAS BRUCE, WAS HOSTIPALTIZED FOR HEART PROBLEMS. HE ALSO WIL NOT COMMENT ON THE HOMOSEXUAL UNION. CARRINGTON, A PROMISING INDUSTRIALIST, IS CURRENTLY BEING INTERROGATED. MORE AT ELEVEN.
The Alchemist quickly went to the phone, hoping to God they didn’t take away his cell phone.
"Aki..who are trying to call?" Arianna asked him.
“Clayton’s been arrested.”
"WHAT?! WHERE'S TOBIAS?!"
“In the hospital with heart problems.”
"Oh my God! Tobias…”
“You go and see Tobias, Arianna. We will be fine here.”
"Alright...call me if you get Clayton." Arianna pleaded, hugging him and the monkeys.
When she left, he reinforced the doors and punched in a new code. He then went back to the phone.
“Come on Clayton... pick up.”
"...Hello, this is the Shuggazoom Police. Mr. Carrington can't come to the phone, as he's banned from taking calls during interrogation."
“Please let me talk to him sir. Please! I’m his mate and I--”Akihito frantically began, not thinking.
"Wait....you sound strange...are you a...a...GUY?!"
“Please just a moment on the phone with him!”
"Hell no! Who are you?!"
“I’m Clayton’s mate and I really want to talk to him!
"I don't think so. Unless you give me a goddamn good reason and a full name, I'm tracing this call and arresting you."
“My name is Akihito Neili and I am married to him legally on the Planet Kombi! Our marriage is legal, Goddammit! We have papers to prove it!”
The phone went dead on the other line.
“Goddammit!” Akihito growled and called up Shelton and CJ.
"I heard the news, Aki...We're barred from talking to Clayton, too." CJ sobbed.
I’m so sorry CJ. We never intended on dragging you both into this.”
"No...it's alright. We're just glad those fuckers didn't get you and the baby."
“They won’t CJ. Their laws don't apply way out here.”
THIS JUST IN! A LUCKY BREAK IN THE HOMOSEXUAL UNOIN CASE! THE COUPLE WAS MARRIED ON PLANET KOOMBI. THE MEN INVOLVED IN THE ILLICT AFFAIR ARE FINALLY IDENTIFIED BY POLICE. THERE IS A WARRANT OUT FOR THE OTHER MAN’S ARREST!
Akihito turned the channel to cartoons for the children. “Like I said I’m sorry we got you both into these.. I’ll make it up, I promise. How is Shelton holding up?
"Not so well..." CJ sighed.
"Dr. Akihito Neili, this is police. Please open the door. You're under arrest."
I have to go CJ. I will call you later * hangs up the phone and walks to the reinforced doors* your laws don’t apply way out here officer! You should know that by now! Leave before my giant fly traps around you wake up. I haven’t fed them yet.
“Fine. We can't arrest you, but we can throw Carrington in prison, provided that they haven't already killed him by now."
“I already faxed the Shuggazoom Precinct a copy of the legal documents that prove we are legally married. Now you have five seconds to get off my property.”
"We're fucking leaving...asshole."
They left.
The Alchemist turned it back to the news after fixing the cubs dinner and they ate in the living room. “I’m sorry monkey team.”
THIS JUST IN! DUE TO SHUGGAZOOM STATUE REGARDEING OUT OF PLANET CONTRACTS, THE POLICE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO RELEASE CLAYTON CARRINGTON ON GROUNDS OF NO PHYSICAL PROOF. THE ARREST FOR AKIHITO NEILI IS ALSO WITHDRAWN, DUE TO LACK OF EVIDENCE.
The Alchemist sighed in relief. He petted the children’s heads gently before relaxing. “And the fact that if they didn’t go, the Venus fly traps we all planted would eat them.”
The phone rang. Akihito answered it. “Hello?”
"Dr. Neili, I presume. I'm Dr. Millicent Beverly. I'm also part of the Ranger League as Princess Plant. Clayton...we picked him up from the courthouse.
“Oh wonderful!!! is he alright?”
"Um...to be honest, barley. The police weren't regulating the interrogation. They called in some extreme interrogator and they did a number on Clayton. I'll teleport you and your children here. It's best you didn’t hear the rest over the phone."
Akihito sighed and smiled at the cubs as they were teleported out of the lab and into the Ranger League Galaxy Hospital.
"Dr. Neili?" Beverly smiled as they appeared in the hospital. "I'm Princess Plant."
“Hello. These are my cubs.”
"Nice to meet you cuties. Akihito...Clayton was badly beaten by the interrogator. It was one man, thankfully. But he's...he's..." Princess Plant muttered something that Akihito couldn't here. Clayton wobbled in and saw his lover and children.
"Aki...you're safe."
“CLAY-KUN!” He ran over and wrapped his arms around the older man and sobbed.
Clayton was happy to see his lover, but he feared being held right now. He pulled the other man away.
"Al...I...I can't handle being touched right now." Clayton sobbed.
“What happened, Clay-kun?”
Clayton didn't answer. The monkeys looked upset.
“Clayton, please tell me what’s wrong. We were all so worried!”
"..I...I was raped." The younger man admitted as he slumped into a chair and cried.
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Clayton was sunbathing on the roof of Akihito's lab. The monkey cubs were taking a nap, and he and Aki were bored out of their minds. There was no crime in Shuggazoom because of the heat wave.
"Aki, come up here! It's great out!" Clayton yelled.
Akihito grumbled as he changed out of his robe and into a pair of white pants and a shirt. He checked on the napping monkeys before joining the captain up on the hot roof. “You are going get sunburned, Clayton.”
"I got plenty of sunscreen on, Aki. Besides, you need you get out that lab and enjoy the weather." Clayton laughed, turning over to tan on the other side.
“Alright but it’s not my fault if you wake up tomorrow looking like a lobster, Clay-kun.” The elder man smiled and ran his fingers up and down the younger man’s spine gently.
"Mmmm...I could use a backrub..." Clayton purred. The younger man sat up and pulled Aki onto his lap. "That's better."
The elder blushed a little bit and snuggled up to the younger man, watching the wildlife from below. “It is quite beautiful today. Too bad it is too hot to do much, hmm?
"Yeah, but I know something we can do, Aki." Clayton purred.
“Oh really? What’s that, Clay-kun?”
"It's something you and me and can of whip cream can do..." Clayton purred, holding up a can of Cool Whip.
Clayton! Here on the roof?! What if someone sees us?”
"Al....we're in the middle of nowhere. Who's gonna see us?"
“Clayton, remember the impressionable monkey cubs…”
"Damn...I forgot about them...well, it's not as if they haven't seen us naked before..."
“Clayton Edgar Carrington...” Akihito huffed, using the man’s full legal name to justify his point.
"Alright, alright...let's go to my mansion. I got a playpen for them while you and I get busy in my new master suite." Clayton offered with a reassuring wink.
“ Let’s get off this roof, shall we?”
The lovers went back in the house and got dressed. Akihito put his alchemist robe back on and gathered up the still sleeping cubs in his arms. Clayton helped Akihito get the cubs in his sports car.
“Shhh…they’re still asleep... they are exhausted from this morning.”
The younger man nodded and gave them a toy and a blanket. After buckling them in the car and Akihito sitting shotgun, they all drove off into the city.
*At Carrington Manor*
Akihito smiled as he walked in with the cubs still snoozing away. The dark-skinned butler was present. Showing his ever present etiquette, he bowed to Tobias. “Good day to you, Mr. Bruce.”
Tobias was actually in a good mood, for the night before he had a great date with Snow Tigress, another superhero that Clayton was friends with on and off the Ranger League. He was a little busy watching his favorite television program, “So, You Think You Can Dance?” to offer a witty retort to harass his employer’s lover.
“Where is this alleged playpen, Mr. Carrington?” Akihito purred.
"It's upstairs, next to Toby's room."
The two went to settle the children down in the playroom. They tucked them in little sleeping mats before tiptoeing out.
“They’re so cute when they’re sleeping.” Akihito giggled.
"Yeah. They're pretty cute."
The elder man moved against Clayton and gave him a quick kiss. The younger man offered a perverted grin. "Come on, Al…let's 'play' in my room...."
Akihito wrapped his arms around Clayton before pulling out a vial and drank it not even reading the label.
"Aki...what did ya just drank?"
“It’s a vial filled with vitamins. i happen to go to the doctor a week ago and he said that I need more vitamins in my diet.”
"...You have a doctor? Nevermind...come on, my new room's this way..."
*Later, in Clayton's Room*
“…You okay, Aki?"
“Yes, though I’m going to be sore later on.”
The lovers cuddled up to one another and reveled in the afterglow of their midday romp before Akihito sat up. “Did…did you hear that, Clayton?”
"What? What's wrong?"
“…we woke up the Monkey Team.”
"Aw...better do damage control..." The young man laughed, getting dressed.
Akihito laughed and got out of Clayton’s bed. He cleaned up and got dressed before going into the playroom. The play area, though much bigger than Akihito realized, was a mess. Toys and blankets were scattered everywhere and the cubs were up and chattering wildly.
“Now, calm down, Monkey Team. I'm here.”
"Daddy!" Nova and Otto squealed before glomping him.
“Hello, Nova-chan, hello Otto. Did you miss me? Did you enjoy your nap?”
“Yep” They cooed.
Akihito hugged Nova and Otto in his arms. “Did you all have a good nap? Mandarin, stop trying to hurt Sprx.” Akihito sighed as the orange monkey was yanking on the red cub’s tail. He stopped and justified his case.
"But Father, he bit my tail!" Mandarin whined.
“Sprx...” Akihito began, looking at the red cub.
"He hit me first!" Sprx huffed.
Akihito sighed. “Did you all dream nice things?”
The monkeys nodded and cooed.
“Well, how about something to eat while we are here at Clayton’s?”
They scampered out of the room and went in search for Clayton. He was making pizza for the cubs.
Akihito offered a strange smile at Clayton as he watched the cubs messily eat. “Clayton...?
"Yeah, Al?"
“…I want a child.”
Clayton almost dropped his glass of water. "A BABY?!"
“Yes, a baby.”
"...Aki, you have six babies right here....you want a HUMAN baby?"
“Yes, I want a human child, Clayton. I’m not as young as I use to be. I want a child before I die and I want it with you.”
The other human was silent for a good minute before trying to sum up what to say to his lover.
"Aki...wow, I don't know what to say..."
“I think the cubs would like a sibling, right children?”
The monkeys nodded and continued eating.
"Al, I love you, and I wanna have a kid too, but .no, offense, we're both guys."
“It’s very possible Clayton. It’s possible with potions...like this.” Akihito pulled out a vial filled with blue liquid and read it before his face got pale and he reached into his pocket pulling out the vial that held the green vial. “Oh no.”
"Al...Oh, no let me guess...that wasn't vitamins in the vial you drank earlier, wasn't it?"
Akihito smacked his forehead and pulled the suspecting Clayton out of the kitchen and out of the monkey cubs’ hearing.
“It wasn’t. It was the little drug I was saving for when we had our alone time at the lab.”
"...Like, a love potion?"
“It’s more like a conception drug that allows male pregnancies.”
"I freaking knew it...so, I guess this means you're preggers, huh?"
“... Dammit! How could I be so stupid in putting both vials in one pocket?! I worked on that for months!”
"You work too hard, anyways. Aki, if we're gonna have a human kid, I want to have it to someone I'm married to. I was born out of wedlock, and I want my kids to have two parents. I guess what I'm trying to say is...well, I was waiting for a more romantic time for this, but...Aki, I wanna...." Poor Clayton was blushing.
“Get married!?”
"...Yes. I wanna get hitched."
“Where? Shuggazoom doesn’t allow same sex marriage.”
"...Planet Kombi does. We could stay with Shelton and his family. He's a pretty open-minded guy and Ash loves the monkeys to pieces."
“That’s perfect! Can you call him? I'm going to tell the monkeys the good news.”
"Sure!"
“Akihito returned into the kitchen, where the monkeys were waiting for him. He took a deep breath. “Ok Monkey Team! I have some big news.”
"What's up, Daddy?" Otto asked him.
“The Captain and I…have decided to get married.”
"...Wow, Dad. Did you use your powers to get him to ask you?" Sprx asked.
Akihito laughed, “No Sprx. The Captain just thinks it’s time we get married, that’s all. We are all going on a trip to see Clayton’s twin brother Shelton.”
"We'll see Ash-chan!" Nova beamed.
Akihito smiled and rubbed the children’s head. His gaze fell upon Mandarin. “Why the sour face, Mandarin?”
"I can't believe you, Father! You deserve better than that idiot!" Mandarin huffed.
"Mandarin...." The others gasped.
“Now mandarin.. I love the Captain and he has saved us many times. Can’t you be happy for me?”
"I want to be, Father...but that human's...a jerk."
“A jerk, my dear boy? I know he has a weird sense of humor at times, but he is not a jerk.
"Alright, Father...I...I will be happy for you."
“That’s my eldest boy.” Akihito smiled and sat down with Mandarin in his lap petting him while waiting for Clayton to return. Clayton came in the room with a huge smile on his face. "Shell and CJ will let us stay with them. We're going to Kombi, guys!"
“That’s wonderful, Clayton! When do we leave?”
"In about two weeks!"
“That’s great... but I think it’s time we head back to the lab
"Alright, I’ll drive you home, then. I’ll call you later, Aki."
*Two weeks later *
“By the Mystics! It’s beautiful here!”
Akihito, Clayton and the monkeys were enjoying one of Planet Kombi’s many shore lines. It was a lovely day; the suns were shining upon the crystal sands, the waters were a gorgeous sapphire and the beach was empty, save for the odd family. Akihito was dressed in one of Kombi’s famous robes, which revealed his legs as he walked around the beach. Clayton was in a swimsuit and flip-flops, taking in the scenery. The little monkeys were playing in the sand, just having a ball.
“Isn’t your brother supposed to pick us up here? The boat ride from the shuttle was a nice touch btw
"Actually, we're having the wedding here." Clayton began, getting down on one knee and presenting a ring, "Akihito Neili, will you marry me?"
The surprised Alchemist placed his hands to his mouth and looked like he was about to cry for a moment. “..Yes I will Clayton. Yes I will!”
"Ahem...are the two lovebirds ready?" Shelton asked, walking up to the two.
“Hiya, Shell.” Clayton beamed.
“Hello, Shelton.” Akihito was blushing greatly.
"Come on, I knew you and Clay would get married eventually." Shell snickered. CJ grabbed Aki's arm and escorted him to a beach-house. Ash and the monkeys played on the beach. The older man blushed and looked at CJ, “Uummm, where are we going?”
"We're getting fitted for your wedding outfit, silly!"
Akihito gulped, looking back at Clayton for a moment before disappearing in the house. Once Cassandra-Jean and Akihito were alone; Akihito breathed a sigh of relief as CJ got his wedding apparel together.
”This is very nice of you and your husband to do. Where we live, they are against same sex marriage.”
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Here on Kombi, there are more men than women, so same-sex love and womanless conception are common here.
“The children think the world of Clayton and we both thought it was time we got married.” Akihito laughed as he was fitted for his wedding costume.
"That's great, Akihito. I was worried that Clayton would marry some bimbo to keep up that fake-ass city boy image." CJ sighed, "He's a farm boy; I know him that much."
“He is my hero back home.” Akihito smiled and looked out the window at the children making shell necklaces for the wedding, “Plus, and don’t tell Clayton this, please: I'm two weeks pregnant.”
"Wow....good luck with that." CJ giggled.
The wedding was wonderful. Aki and Clayton were married under the setting sun, with Shelton, CJ, Ash and the monkeys as happy guests. As Clayton and Akihito settled in their bed for the last night on Kombi, Clayton finally asked Aki something.
"Aki... is you preggers yet?"
The elder kissed Clayton gently, “Yes. I’m two weeks along.”
"Mmmm...Al, I promise to be there for you and the monkeys and our baby. I love you, old man."
“I love you too, my Captain...”
- Mood:
determined
As I sit and contemplate the summer and my last year in school, I start to wonder if I can actually do this. One I finish up school, I'll be in the real world, looking for a job and trying to get he fuck out of VA.
It's been four months since I last checked to see new fanfiction. Man, I feel like an addict. I wonder if I'll ever write another fic to put up?
I wonder about a lot of things.
- Mood:
contemplative
The Man in the Green Jacket
He came to the school
With a gun in his holster
The maid saw it
He said everything would be alright
He came to the school
He fucked up everything
The school can never be the same
It was a raid
As police with big guns
Raided our dorms
Frisked us
Carded us
Herded us into a gym like cattle for the slaughter
I’ve never been in warfare,
But I only know a fraction fo what refuges must feel
We were a school in the middle of nowhere
Where digs roam
And Ducks quack
And a donkey brays
…What did we ever do to deserve this?
- Mood:
contemplative
Antauri: Lovely...you'll still be the biggest pervert we know, next to Sprx...
Me: Oh, come off it...I'm considering posting those ChiTauri fics on ff.net in my jovial mood.
Antauri: O_O You wouldn't. They'd eat you alive!
Me: I don't give a fuck! They don't pay my tuition.
Antauri: For the love of God, reconsider!
Me: ...you're right...I should consider getting an account on WWOEC and post all those yaoi pics I drew. ^_^
Antauri: (Falls Over)...Nevermind...
- Mood:
bouncy
“Are you guys alright?” Kozue asked.
“Kozue, are you alright?” Tsuru asked.
“I think so.” The other woman sighed.
“TELL ME WHERE ANONYMOUS IS!”
“I don’t know, you crazy stalker!”
“She’s telling the truth!”
“You all shut-up! I only want to hear from Kozue!”
“Oh, you get bent!” Lyless snorted.
“Look, we can do this the easy way, or my men can hurt your little fangirl gathering.” Lace threatened.
“Good luck with that threat.” Kozue laughed, “We’re all weapons experts in this story, Heather, remember?”
Lace looked up at the sky. “Okay. Why is it that she and her friends can get away with fourth-walling, but I, my flunkies and damn narrator can’t?”
“The person writing this story is a part of Kozue and a fangirl sympathizer.” Layla answered.
“And she only zaps people for comic relief.” Lyless added, “It’s a parody after all.”
“..Why do I even bother?”
“We owe it to the writer to help her tell a story that she wanted to cry about because she can’t remember where she was going with the plot.” Kozue said.
“Also, we owe it to the reader to make this fic not-so-ordinary to read.” Tsuru sighed.
“GAH! You’re making my head hurt with all this fourth-walling!” Heather screamed, “Take them away and torture them until you find that crazy bitch and her robot son!”
“You won’t get away with it, Heather.” Kozue sighed as they separated the girls again.
XOXOXOX
“Jean-chan…I knew you would find me.” Tech smiled as the piglet ran to him and sobbed in his arms. Kay-Ro meowed in happiness and Tulula awed. Midnight had a look that screamed ‘Are you kidding me’ as he walked over to help Tech-Nekal up.
“Ne-kun! I’m so happy to see you! Why did Auntie-Anon take you away?” Jean asked.
“Bad people were chasing us, Chibi. Mr. Midnight scared them off, but I think they’re gonna come back.” Tech sighed, hugging the piglet. Jean broke away from Tech and gave Midnight a hug. The poor male monkey looked to the sky and mouthed ‘Why are you doing this to me?”
“Thank you Mr. Midnight! Thank you!”
“Okay, okay…you’re very welcome, Jean. Now can we please go to Shuggazoom and figure out how to get you guys back to Fic-Land before I lose my sanity?”
Tulula’s eyes widened in shock.
“Ya mean…we get to MEET THE Hyperforce?!”
“Oh, no…look, Tulula, you got to promise me that once we make it to Shuggazoom you will not go fangirl on my teammates, got it?” Midnight ordered.
“Whatever.”
“I’m serious! Don’t go fangirl!”
“Ah won’t….spoilsport.” She huffed.
XOXOXOX
“Is that the best you can do?!” Kozue coughed out as she was strapped to a chair and forced to watch yet another episode of Adult Swim’s “Squid-Billies”. So far, she managed to lose her lunch.
“Look lady; just tell us what we wanna know!” The Fanfiction Flunkies ordered.
“We MIGHT forget that slash fic you did for Christmas last year.” On officer offered.
“I WILL NEVER APOLIGIZE FOR THAT FIC!”
“Hey hey, it’s your right to defend it, but you’re getting severe punishment for posting it.”
“You should see my other works.” She snorted.
Then the wall next to them crumbled, without an explosion and without a logical explanation. When the dust cleared, there was Anonymous-Onna, on a hover bike in a skimpy outfit and holding a mallet.
“Ko-Chan!”
“Anonymous!”
Freeing her creator, Anonymous helped Kozue fight off the Fanfiction Police. One by one, flunkies were kissing the marble floor and the wooden tables. When there was nothing but a heap of bad guys that would make Nova proud, Anon jumper on her bike.
“Get on!”
“Anon, what did you do to have Lace after you?!”
“I’ll explain on the way! We need to get your other friends pronto!”
Kozue and Anonymous flew off to the other side of the Fanfiction Police Headquarters. The Nameless Woman flew a hole in the building housing the other fanfiction writers. She was surprised to see the women taking care of themselves.
“Hiya, Kozue. We would have saved you some, but these guys had the nerve to show us crappy YouTube videos!” Lyless greeted the pair.
“You must be Anonymous-Onna.” Layla concluded.
“I told ya so!” Kozue laughed to the men on the ground.
“Come on, we have to get the ship back and save our friends.” Tsuru ordered as she stowed away her weapons.”
XOXOXOX
“Okay…explain this to us one more time…” Sprx sighed as he looked at the robot monkey girl and the chibi cat girl. Otto was busy playing with Jean and Tech Nekal. The Hyperforce were less than surprised to meet Tulula, Jean and Kay-Ro, but were still confused about their origins.
“You’re saying that there are crazy young-adults that MAKE-UP stories about us?” Gibson asked.
“Yep.”
“And…you three are the creations of these people, yes?”
“Yep.”
“…okay….we get that part…but you’re telling us that people…” Nova nervously began.
“…pair us up with one another?”
“Yep.”
“Even if we happen to be the same gender?” Captain Shuggazoom asked.
“Well, that’s just the crazy few, like my mommy.” Jean grinned.
“Jean! You weren’t supposed to tell them that!” Kay-Ro sighed.
“But, mommy says to tell people the truth.”
“You mother needs to teach you the ‘little white lie’.” Kay-Ro sighed.
“I got s question…why’d you bring them to us?! The LAST thing we need is--”
Sprx never got his statement out, because right in the middle of the commander center, our heroines appeared and landed on their butts. The Hyperforce were ready to deal with the incoming intruders, but were quite surprised to find that it was a bunch of women.
“JEAN!” Kozue squealed a she ran up and huggled her beloved son. Jen wa more than happy to see his mother and returned the hug. Likewise, Tsuru and Kay-Ro embraced one another and Anonymous-Onna embraced Tech-Nekal.
“Mommy!”
“Kay-Ro, thank the Gods you’re alive!”
Tsuru-sama! I knew you would find us!”
““Oh my God!” Layla and Lyless exclaimed as they realized where they were. Their glittering eyes were upon the unsuspecting silver monkey. Kozue placed Jean on the ground and was shocked to discover that her favorite older human character was present in the room. The Hyperforce grew very uneasy at the women’s sudden attention towards them.
“Who’d ever thought that Kozue’s fanfiction portals would give us a chance like this?!” Layla pondered out loud.
“I agree.” Lyless smirked.
Wha happened next was a loud exclamation of “Antauri!” filled the Super Robot.
The poor silver simian was not prepared for the fangirl onslaught of two original characters and two fanfiction writers. Likewise, Captain Shuggazoom was not prepared for a very grateful Kozue hugging him and calling him Clay, all the while gushing at the poor old man how cool he was.
“I hate to say this, but it sucks to be you guys.” Midnight sighed before he turned to run. The others had also conveniently run off in fear for their sanity, completes with them screaming and flailing their arms about.
“Not the fangirls!” Chiro exclaimed, “Anything but FANGIRLS!”
“Run for you lives before they put us in another fanfic!” Nova advised.
“Waiiit, don’t leave us with them!” Clayton pleaded as he tried to escape Kozue’s death grasp.
*Sudden Interruption*
“What the hell was THAT?!” Kozue asked the greasy-looking movie producer, shaking the script in her hands, “Was that some kind of joke?!”
“It’s a work in progress, babe.” He replied, “Ir ain’t perfect!”
“Call me ‘babe’ again and your ass is grass, pal.” She growled.
“Well, in all honesty, it’s very unintelligent what you’ve pitched so far.” Layla scoffed, throwing the script down.
“It sucks. You have us fangirls ALL wrong. You know nothing about us!” Lyless offered.
“The only things you have in this script that’s remotely intelligent are our reactions to the other characters and our original characters!”
“Like any of us would wear the other crap you described in the stage directions.” Tsuru mumbled, “I can’t believe that you would even TRY to put us in skimpy outfits!”
“Look, ladies, in this day and time, sex sells. Not that you ladies wielding weapons isn’t entertaining enough. You think people WANT to see you broads being serious?”
“BROADS?!” They shouted.
“Yeah, and crazy fangirl broads at that.” The fat man laughed.
“Guys, show Mr. Televising Producer what happened to fat, greasy, chauvinists!”
From the corner of the office, Midnight, Jean, Tech Nekal, Tulula, Kay-Ro and even Anonymous-Onna were all wielding weapons and approaching the frightened televising producer…
The End
End Notes: Well, I honestly had NO idea where I was going with this plot bunny. It died over my winter break and this was the end result. Hopefully in the future, I can come up with a much better way to thank people that help me out in fics…Sorry, everyone…
:: A very painful lightning bolt hits the voiceover guy. ::
(Coughs) Sorry...sorry, I know you can’t afford the fan infringement lawsuits. In the depths of Fic-Land’s space, in the Chaos, Kozue danced and sang to the beat of her IPod Nano, letting the heels of her white boots be heard throughout the dining room of Chaos, the spacecraft. She was prancing about in her flowing white dress, letting her braids fling about her head. She was holding her beloved piglet in her arm as she sang. The twenty-year-old college junior was on a fanfiction road trip across the fiction plains known as Fic-Land, where alternate realities are formed by the millions of people that write about their fandoms. The raven-haired woman was of a pear-shaped build, with brown eyes and glasses. There was a steel fan strapped to the side of her outfit. The piglet in her arms was her ‘son’ Chibi Jean, who was oinking in discomfort of having his ‘mother’ huggle him in the process of her dancing.
One misplaced step and she and Jean were sent flying out of the room and landing in an armchair in the study. Poor Jean was hurled across the room in the arms of a tall, violet-haired teen. Sixteen-year-old Lyless was one of the several traveling companions that accompanied the college student on her road trip. The frightened piglet grabbed and sobbed into the folds of the teen’s jade and lilac gown.
“Shhh…there, there, Jean...your mom’s alright…isn’t she?” Lyless asked, referring to the woman in the chair.
“I’m fine…sorry, Jeanie, I didn’t mean to scare you.” Kozue sheepishly apologized.
“Who’s oinking in there?” A voice called from the stairwell. Kozue and Lyless turned their attention towards a young woman with brown hair help up by a high ponytail dressed in black jeans and a black shirt. It was none other than their other traveling companion, fifteen-year-old Layla.
“It’s just Jeanie. Kozue was dancing again.” Lyless sighed, letting the little piglet run to his mother. The dark-skinned woman grinned sheepishly at the younger girls, as they gave her an exasperated sigh. Another woman, older than all three present in the room, appeared with a chibi-cat on her shoulder, letting her sapphire kimono move across the floor as she straightened out her black and silver-streaked hair. It was 27-year-old Tsuru, the head aviatrix of the ship and her mini avatar Kay-Ro, a chibified, female lilac Siamese in a blue kimono.
“What did you d THIS time?” She questioned Kozue, who was standing in salute to the eldest writer in the room.
“I was dancing again.” Kozue grinned, hoping to be spared of the elder woman’s impending wrath.
She shook her head at the other woman (Kozue) and ushered her to follow her. Kozue and her avatar Jean followed.
“Kozue…I know you’re excited about this trip, but you need to calm down.” Tsuru sighed.
“I can’t help it.”
“Well, can you at least dance in your sleeping quarters from now on?”
“No problem.” The dark-skinned woman sighed, before receiving an odd stare form the older woman. Kozue giggled and chased after her chibi.
“Good girl, but a strange one…” Tsuru sighed to her avatar.
“I like her, Tsuru-sama.” Kay-Ro replied, her tail twitching as Tsuru petted her head. Upon reaching the bridge of the ship, there was a robot monkey levitating in the air. It was Tulula, the pitch black, cobalt eyed she-monkey that protected the avatars. She was one of Kozue’s other friends that wanted to see Fic-Land with her and Tsuru. She wore two crimson bows, one around her neck and the other at the base of her tail.
“Hello, Tsuru-san, hello, Kozue-chan.” She said in her Louisiana southern accent.
“Hey, Tulula-chan, how are you?” Kozue greeted her as the she-monkey placed herself on the floor.
“Ahm okay...but ah think dere’s something out dere in sector 3.14. Ah can feel it.” Tulula suggested as she walked about the bridge.
“Tulula…there’s nothing out there; I just checked sector 3.14…there was nothing even my other senses could pick up on.” Tsuru frowned, “But, if’ll make you feel better, we can check it together.”
“Okay.” Tulula responded, “Kozue-chan can you hold the ship down while ah and Tsuru check out the sector?”
“Yeah…I helped deigned the ship, so I should be able to pilot this thing.” Kozue smirked as Tsuru and Tulula checked the navigation detectors.
“In that case,” Layla offered as she and Lyless walked in the bridge together, “We better help you pilot it.”
“I’ll have you two know I’m a fine pilot.” The dark-skinned women haughtily declared, making her chibi son giggle.
“Sure you are, Sprx.” Lyless laughed.
The younger women giggled and took their positions on the ship. Kozue made a rather childish angry face before they felt the ship slightly rock.
Then, the ship tossed and turned, making the women fly about the craft. Lyless was the first to recover, stabilizing the ship but pulling various levers as the others sat themselves up. The alarms blared all throughout the ship.
What the hell is going on!?” Kozue called out, holding on to her chibi.
“We’re in an asteroid field!” Tsuru remarked as she and Tulula tried to help Lyless stabilize the ship.
“Ah can’t get us out of it!” Tulula panicked.
“Wait…those rock formations…” Kozue pondered as she released Jean. She rushed towards the window to get a better look. She was horrified.
“They aren’t natural asteroids! We’re in someone’s attack!”
“Then we improvise! Layla, advert all emergency power to energy cores five and seven! Lyless, command cannons three and four!” Tsuru ordered, taking the command chair.
“Ship’s commands are not responding!”
“Power’s not sufficient enough for transfer!”
“We’ve lost control out the ship’s internal programming!”
“Connect me to the ship! Override mah battery and transfer the power to it!” The robot money ordered.
“It’s too risky, Tulula!” Kozue sighed, worried for her friend.
“Y’all wanna die up in this ship?!” Tuluta remarked as the ship once again rocked the woman and avatars about.
“The ship’s fanfiction portals have been activated within the ship!” Layla reported.
“CLOSE THEM!” Kozue yelled, taking the co-pilot seat.
“WHAT DO YOU THINK I’VE BEEN DOING?!” Layla shouted.
“There’s too many of them! We can’t close them up AND try to get out of the asteroid shower!” Kay-Ro reported, “Mother…what do we do?”
Then, a portal appeared in the center of the room where the avatars and the women were.
“I TOLD you it was a bad idea to have that thing in the ship!” Tsuru remarked as she help on to the floor.
“It’s not MY fault that some jackass decided to attack my ship!” Kozue yelled.
“HEY! This isn’t the time to play the blame game! What IS that thing?” Layla shouted.
“Brace yourselves! It’s trying to draw us in!” Someone yelled, most likely Kozue.
Each person tried to hold on, but alas, Jean was being sucked into the portal, oinking all the while. He was barely hanging to a lever, along with the frightened Kay-Ro and a very surprised Tulula, who banged her head on the soundboard in the process. Across the room was a screaming Layla, whose see-through grey fairy wings were being sucked into the portal.
“Mommy!”
“JEAN! TULULA!”
“Tsuru-sama!”
“KAY-RO!”
“Don’t worry, y’all, ah got them!”
Poor Layla was clinging on the right-wing seat, just a few feet away.
“Someone care to help ME?!”
Lyless, who was nearby, reached out her hand. “Layla! Give me your hand!”
“I can’t!”
The robot monkey and the avatars were sucked into the portal. As it closed up, Layla was sent flying about the room, landing in another chair. A freak energy surge entered the ship, striking the women. As they recovered Kozue was the first to recognize the attackers.
“I should have known this shit was gonna happen! It’s the Fanfiction Police!” Kozue remarked, “I’m NOT I the mood to deal with them today!”
“What the hell is the Fanfiction Police?” The others asked her.
“People that have even more to do with their free time than us.” Kozue sighed.
“This is the Fanfiction Police! You are crossing over dangerous territory! You re in clear violation of both the speed limit and good taste.”
“SCREW YOU, LACE!” Kozue shouted.
“Um, Kozue, who are you talking to?” Lyless asked.
“I KNOW IT’S YOU, HEATHER! You’re the only one that would stalk me just so that you could find Anonymous-Onna.”
“Um…er…OH, SHUT UP! You are coming into arraignment with us. ALL OF YOU.”
“Like hell we are!” Layla declared, drawing out her bow and arrow.
“Either you come peacefully with me--I mean the authorities or you come kicking and screaming with!”
“I elect kicking and screaming!” Kozue declared, unveiling her unnaturally long steel fan, her outfit transforming into a white shirt, white gauchos and white stilettos. Lyless was about to unveil her broadsword, but Tsuru stopped her.
“No, Lyless, stand done. Kozue, you too.”
“What! No, you’re kidding!” Lyless scoffed.
“I’m not! You two are the only ones that can open up those fanfiction portals. We need you guys to locate the little ones and Tulula while we hold them off.”
“Aw come on! There’s no time for that! We have to keep them from taking over the ship. That’s gonna take all of us!” The violet-haired writer argued. “Kozue, help me out here!”
“We can’t endanger Jean and Kay-Ro. Tulula took a huge blow before being sucked in that portal. She won’t be able to protect them! Please, Tsuru…” Kozue pleaded.
Fine...the ship first, then the others.” Tsuru sighed, allowing Lyless to unveil her broadsword. Her outfit converted into a green and violet sparring dress as her hair converted into ringlets. Tsuru unveiled her escrima sticks from behind her kimono.
“What do they want from your original character, and most importantly, who would be insane enough to chase after Anonymous?” Layla asked as she fired a volley of arrows, hitting several of the fanfiction policemen.
“Heather Lace is… what they want is Tech-Nekal.” Kozue answered as she attached the troops that broke into the bridge.
“Jean’s best friend?” Tsuru asked as her weapons found their mark on several unlucky troops.
“Tech-Nekal’s mother, Anonymous-Onna, was of the most brilliant engineers from Fic-Land, but when she wouldn’t tell the science community how she made Tech, they created the Fanfiction Police. Anon hid the little guy in one of the fandoms out here as an original character…I just don’t know which one…” Kozue sighed.
“Wait…I thought.” The young man from before began before Lace showed up behind him and whacked him across the head.
“Remember the plot, you retard! NOW, MEN!”
A magical net that defiles all the rule of fanfiction ensnared the humanoid women and zapped them with enough energy to knock them out. Lace wasted no time in taking control of the ship and overriding all the commands, including the commands to the fanfiction portals.
“Take them back to HQ! Interrogate them until I get what I want.” She thundered as several men dragged the groaning woman out of the bridge.
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Jean had no idea where he was. He knew he was on a planet that he could breathe on, he knew his left ear was scratched up badly and his rib felt funny. He knew Kay-Ro’s paw was hurt and Tulula was limping on one leg.
He knew he was scared out his piggy little mind.
“Ya’ll alright?” Tulula asked getting him out of the randomly-generated tree in the wasteland.
“I...I think I’m okay…”Jean sighed.
“I don’t feel so well…”Kay-Ro meowed.
“Tuluta placed them down on the ground and sniffed the air.
“Hang on, darlins…ah think ah smell somethin’ comin’.” She remarked.
“You’re perception of smell is as bad as that cheesy accent.” A masculine voice sneered from a peak in the valley
“Who the hell are ya?” Tulula demanded.
A black monkey with one dark blue stripe running from his nose to the tip of his tail was standing in the tree with black attack claws ready to fight. His magenta red eyes stared Tuluta down. “I don’t like fighting women, but I’m not going let you come into my city.”
Tuluta was monetarily gazing at the male monkey. Thankfully she snapped out of it. “Now hold on! Ah ain’t here to start anything with ya! Mah name’s Tulula and we need medical attention.”
“A likely story.” The monkey rolled his eyes.
“Ahm serious!” She thundered.
“Tulula-san…let me talk to him.” Jean pleaded from behind her. The male monkey’s expression changed as he looked at the piglet.
“No, Jean-chan…stay back, ya hear.”
“Is that a…a talking pig?” The male monkey questioned.
“Don’t you come near him! Jean! Kay-Ro! Y’all find a place to hide! This is gonna get violent.”
“Aw…we always leave during the good part…” Kay-Ro sighed as she took Jean’s paw and led him away.
“You sure are protective of those little kids with you…you’re not evil-evil, but you’ still don’t get a ‘get in town’ pass.
“Stay away from mah friends! STARRY SURPRISE!”
Various shuriken and ninja stars were flung at the male monkey, who managed to evade the attack. “Impressive, for a Monkey Southern Belle…but I’m afraid that you’re messing with the wrong monkey, lady. ICE SHARDS!”
The ice shards were hurled at Tulula, who could only roll out of the way. She had to hide.
“Shit!” She cursed as she hid behind a rock wall.
“Tu-lu-la…where are you hiiiding….I’ll only seek you out.” The other monkey threatened.
“NIN-GIN RAIN!”
As before, the stars and shuriken appears, but this time them rained from the high heavens. Tulula came out from her hiding place, only to discover that the monkey was gone.
“SHADOW ELCISPE!”
The she-monkey realized she was screwed; she frantically looked around for the male monkey and found a volley of fists striking her. She found herself landing against the rock wall.
“TULULA-SAN!” Kay-Ro called out.
“You’re going down, Zinny! DRAGON FREEZE!”
“N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! “ Kay-Ro screamed, futilely running to Tulula’s aid.
Jean was in tears at this point, but the brave little piglet called out with all his heart, “Ancient Kingdom of Baconbit! Give me the power to bring peace to this fight!”
A bright, Magical-Girl-esque light filled the valley, making the monkeys stop their fight.
“What the--” Both robot monkeys gasped as little Jean…grew up.
A handsome pig-man in flowing robes knelt in between the combatants and gently clasped his hand over the male monkey’s claws.
“Midnight…” He said.
“How do you know my name?!” The shocked male monkey asked.
“I am Jean-Claude. I am the adult spirit living in chibi Jean. Hear my thoughts: We mean you no harm. We are not here to make enemies.”
It took awhile for Midnight to recover from the initial shock, but he couldn’t bring himself to ask questions.
“I sense that…you’re telling the truth…” He realized as Jean-Claude released his hands.
“I told ya!” Tulula huffed.
“You shouldn’t have crashed here to begin with!” Midnight huffed back.
“You shouldn’t have attacked me!” Tulula thundered.
“Enough!” Kay-Ro shouted, “Where are we?”
“You’re in Shuggazoom.” Midnight answered.
“You mean, the fandom my mother Kozue writes about?” Jean-Claude gasped.
“Kozue? Writes about?” I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you make even less sense than Antauri.” Midnight sighed.
“Antauri?! Ya mean, ya know him?!” Tulula squealed.
“Our mothers…our creators, are writers. They write stories about you and your world, called fanfiction. Kay-Ro and I are avatars of our mothers.”
“Fan…fiction…wait a minute…do you know about a girl named Layla? I think she’s the one that created me and my other friends.” Midnight asked.
“Yes.” The avatar answered.
“Oh no…you’re products of fangirls! You ALL are!”
“What does that make you?” Tulula asked him.
“Crap…you’re right about that.” Midnight realized, “Anyways, I need to speak with the talking pig. Uh, the…cute…talking pig.” He admitted, sheepishly.
Jean-Claude retuned to his kawaii form, landing in the male monkey’s arms.
“Jean-chan. My name’s Jean!” The little piglet smiled making his cutest expression.
“I thought so…do you know a robot named Tech-Nekal?”
“NE-KUN?! He’s here?!” Jean panicked, “Where is he? Is he hurt?!”
“Hey, hey….I don’t do so well in front of panicking chibis…Yes, I know him. He was badly hurt when he crashed into my side of the mountain. He’s okay, but he kept asking about a ‘Jean-chan’. I can assume you are him, based on your description.”
“Please, Mr. Midnight…let me see him. Please.” Jean pleaded, pulling the watery-eyed pleading face.
“…Dammit” Midnight sighed, “Alright, alright…I’ll lead you to him.”
“Ya better not try anything, Midnight.”
“Oh, spare me, you Southern Belle wannabe.” He huffed, “Well, while you’re here, you better tell me more about the girls and your home realm.”
Jean and Kay-Ro looked at one another and sighed. It was going to a long stay in Shuggazoom.
XOXOXOX
Disclaimer:
Team KoDraCan disclaims the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go franchise. The following document is a fan-based literature intended for entertainment only, and should be regarded as such. Ciro Neili owns this trademark.
Claimer:
I, Kozue, own myself, Anonymous-Onna and Jean-chan. Layla, Tsuru, Kay-Ro, Tulula, Midnight and Lyless are avatars of the following authoresses: Layla Fairy, MiniMaloMyotismon10, Lyless and Lockesilver and Craneswing. These characters are of their own creations and it should be understood that these characters are NOT part of the SRMTHFG canon timeline. Another other characters not part of the SRMT fandom is also of my own imagination or my fellow authoresses.
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Warning: This story contains the following themes that should be regarded with caution before reading. If you do not care to read of the following, then we kindly ask you not read this story in the first place. The following themes are:
Alternate Universe
Use of Foul Language
Out-Of-Characterness
Slight Violence
Randomness
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Notes: After re-reading this story, I realized that it had no connection with the holidays what-so-ever. I was talking with a friend over IM months ago and got to pondering about the purpose of the Fanfiction Police. You know; the people that love your work enough to warn you if you’re violating the website’s policies? Well for awhile the plot bunny was dead, mainly because I didn’t have any humor vibes going for me at the time. Now this I’m finally writing this authoress road trip thing I’ve been meaning to do, what better what to bring them in than a fic about writers?
:: Goofy Otto-like grin ::
On a side note, I deeply apologize to Layla Fairy if Midnight is horribly OCC. I’ve never read the fics with him in it. I had to base Midnight on the bio you gave me and tried to make it fit as much as possible. :: cries :: Please don’t kill me, Midnight! It’s a humor story!
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Fanfiction Misfits
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The prestigious Fanfiction Police Headquarters in Fic-Land Outer Space looked as if it was more befitting for a bad guy’s hangout than the operations for protecting and monitoring all space-traveling original characters. A lone young man no more than in his late twenties was pacing the halls towards his superior’s office. He was wearing the blue and gold uniform of the Fanfiction Police. Also for convenience of the writer, he wears a ‘Hi-my-name-is-Henry’ nametag.
“Sir.” Henry saluted as an older woman dressed in a suit turned to face him. She was in her late forties with a build that you could find on the ‘perfect’ original characters: the ridiculously perfect hair, the wonky eye color (her irises were fuchsia), the anime measurements and of course the smile that, for some reason made men of canon fandoms chase after her.
… I DID say the story was gonna be random.
“At ease, officer. What is your report?” Commander Heather Lace informed her inferior.
“We have picked up surveillance of a fanfiction author spacecraft labeled Chaos in Quadrant Summers. How do we proceed?” Henry informed her.
“A fanfiction author spacecraft, huh?” She pondered out loud as she took a seat, “You can never be sure with a name like that. Were they male or female writers?”
“All humanoid life forms are female, with various original characters on board. One had been identified by association with suspect Alicia Nankeen. A ‘Kozue’.”
“Anonymous-Onna’s creator, no doubt. Follow the craft. We will arrest them and interrogate them on Nankeen’s whereabouts.” Lace ordered as she pressed a button n her desktop.
“All available until, pursue the spacecraft ‘Chaos’ and capture it. May sure to not to harm the occupants unless they resist arrest.”
“Pardon my rudeness, Commander Lace, but I was never informed of what the suspect was guilty of.” The poor young man realized.
The older woman’s eyes flashed dangerously as she walked up to Henry and grabbed him, scaring the rap out of him.
“You really want to know?”
“Um…if you promise not to go Chichi on me, yes.” The young man pleaded.
“…Very well…you see, Anon—I mean, Nankeen, took something very, very special away from me.”
“Oh, so it’s theft?”
“No, you idiot. She…she took my innocent!” Heather sobbed, falling to the floor and crying the typical anime waterfall.
The poor young officer fell over at the statement. The clearly visible images of the strong-willed Heather Lace being taken advantage of--
“IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF INNOCENCE, YOU PERVERT!” Heather shouted to the sky, making the authoress writing this whistle innocently and getting back the zaniness that is sure to come.
“I had only stopped her for suspected consumption of illegal substances…” Heather began as sad music began to play in the background.
“Oh God…not the sad and pointless plot point for which this tripe of writing with begin with AGAIN…” The poor man bemoaned before a lighten bolt hit him and charred his clothes.
“…As I was saying…she showed me the most horrible and most vile fanfic I ever laid eyes on…she must pay!” Heather finished, clenching her fist.
“Um…sure, Commander…but I thought the plot of this story was—”
“Don’t! We’re not allowed to wreck the plot!” Heather said, covering the man’s mouth, “This conversation never happened, you got that?”
The officer nodded, afraid of what the writer and his commander would do to him.
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Well, all things considered, I have made several resolutions.
1) First and foremost,I will write/ learn to draw for other fandoms. I would really like to do Static Shock and GetEd fics and art. I'm even considering doing Video Game fanfiction and fanart. It's hard to moderate a fandom you love writing about, but I need to use my talents for my other faves.
2) I will write more original fanfiction. The muse of KoDraCan are important to me, and they deserve a library containing all their adventures. Also, I need to finish the ones I started on.
3)I seriously need to get membership to WWoEC so that I can put up all my yaoi pics for people to have nightmares about. [Insert evil laughter here]
4) The usual stuff, like exercise and doing well in school.
5) I need to convince fanfic friends of mine to co-write stuff with me.
Well, I got more, but I better enjoy this day as I can.
Peace ^_^V
- Mood:
hopeful
[I got some bad news, which I just found out:
The damn FF.net administration removed "Mixed Tape" from the site. Fuckers. (Some crap about it being chat speak/ mst or whatever. I was so pissed off that I deleted it.) JUST when I was finally getting around to work on it! Oh, and as a nice bonus, they've restricted me from posting anything new on there for a 'few days'. -_-; :: Sighs ::]
Alright FF.Net, I know the fucking rules, alright? Don't give that crap that I broke any of them. My fic was NOT chat speak or an MST! It was a song fic! I've been a supporter of your site for two-to-three years, and you go and have the nerve to give me the shaft after I went up and posted three chapters of the fic. Alright, alright...I'll let it go, but if you yank my other shit off your site, I'm outta there.
:: Mutters curses ::
- Mood:
disappointed
Jinmay: (flies off in fear of Triple M 10 discovering her)I'm so out of here!
Don't worry about her, she'll leave me alone now that I've got papers to work on. As for my ficcing, well, only time can tell.
Peace ^_^
- Mood:
drained
Well, gonna read some stuff for African American Lit, research some more for my research paper for Rhetoric and hopefully remember to get STARTED on said papers from my last entry here...in the meantime, I have to up Mandarin's dosage of sedatives before he breaks out and tries to kill poor TripleM 10 for attempting to write a Mandarin/Chiro fic.
Hrm...
- Mood:
cold
>_< It's driving me insane. The ONE time I want to just write, and I HAVE to turn in papers for classes ;_;
:: sighs :: Well, nothing I can do about it, other than to survive.
- Mood:
blah
My days coming from such suckage have been pretty great. I finally seen some ficcing friends og mine, I'm writing fics and drawing pics, and I have yet to fail any of my courses. ^_^
I'm filled with inexplicable sunshine, despite my Fall Break fiasco.
- Mood:
bouncy
Little taxed from school, trying to complete fanfics and papers, and just generally feeling wonky all around.
Should get a break, but even then my mind ever wonders...
- Mood:
indescribable
As far when I'll return to the ficcing world....er, that's hard to say right now. I have so much to do, and not a lot of him to do it...-_-;
..I fucking hate Rhetoric. That is all.
- Mood:
scared
